Good things take time

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April 2012

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• her: baby give it to me
• me: not yet
• her: baby give it to me now
• her: I'm sofucking wet give it to meee pls I can't take it anymore
• me:
• me: NO THIS IS MY UMBRELLA GET YO OWN

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when my parents call

• me: shhhhhh... hi mom
• friend: baby come back to bed
• friend: PASS THE WEED
• friend: does this tattoo look good on my butt
• friend: swallow or its going in your eye

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• me: why am i so ugly
• me after 2 seconds: why am i so perfect am i even a human

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• Everybody: You're so anti-social
• Me: No, I just don't like you

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• porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
• fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
• porn site:
• fifteen year old:
• cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
• fifteen year old: *starts crying*
• cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH

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• me : what is social life
• me: can I reblog it
• me: or can I eat it

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I need to know who made this. Because I just saw it and I am rolling on my bed due to laughter. LOL OMG.

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• Me: I'm sad
• Fridge: I got you babe

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• Me: *logs in on facebook*
• LYKE MY STATUS IF UR A GUY OR A GIRL LIKE THE PIC NOT DA LINK IF U DISLIKE U GOING TO HELL
• Me: *logs out*

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i have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT 

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• operator: 911, please hold.
• me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
• murderer: ok

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Play

0:49

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Play

2:22

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• Me: *breathes*
• Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE

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