“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
the quadratic formula
*war flashbacks*
i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
sometimes i feel okay and then i’m like wow that was a really nice 45 seconds
i will always reblog this because its my most favorite thing ever.
There’s no doubt that breaking up is hard. It can signal the loss of someone really important in your life and it often takes a long time to fully get over it. Here are the main stages of a breakup:
· Shock. Even if you are the one who initiated the breakup and…
when I was like 7 I found my brother’s porn on his computer and it was this story about a girl and she went to this mechanics place but she didn’t have any money so she payed with like sex and then so I thought that was how you paid for everything so once we went to target and I started unbuttoning my pants and my mother started screaming
u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right
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